Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
11 months ago
78
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
11 months ago
85
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
67
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could 😂. RIP Dad 💀.
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
11 months ago
70
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one 😂
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
52
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
65
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
46
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ
11 months ago
50
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
11 months ago
48
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
11 months ago
38
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
42
Spiderman's Spidey-senses are tingling... for the internet 😂
Spiderman's Spidey-senses are tingling... for the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
When you realize it's not a race, but a group activity 🍆💦
When you realize it's not a race, but a group activity ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
72
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument 😂
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
40
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' 🍑
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
65