When she says she'll be gentle 😂
When she says she'll be gentle ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
115
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
123
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time 😂
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice 😂
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
POV: It's your average Tuesday
POV: It's your average Tuesday
1 year ago
77
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes 😏
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
65
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
77
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
128
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 year ago
115
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80