Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
27 days ago
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
1 month ago
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 month ago
Me trying to figure out how I fit into the equation ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
2 months ago
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
2 months ago
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Being single vs. in a good relationship vs. being in a toxic relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
3 months ago