Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!"
Mark: "๐ Fuck up the chat system. ๐"
11 hours ago
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
1 day ago
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?"
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
1 day ago
When your friend who just bought a $50 point-and-shoot camera calls themselves a "photographer" ๐
1 day ago
When you realize you're on the wrong side of the internet.
2 days ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
2 days ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
4 days ago
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore ๐
6 days ago
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐
7 days ago
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! ๐ It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? ๐
7 days ago
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. Heโs been collecting data for a while now. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
7 days ago
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
7 days ago
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later ๐คฃ๐ป๐ด
8 days ago
When your dumpster diving story is worth a thousand upvotes ๐
8 days ago
From Twitter to Kaggle Champs: Nerds Assemble! ๐ค๐ป๐