Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
11 hours ago
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
1 day ago
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
1 day ago
When your friend who just bought a $50 point-and-shoot camera calls themselves a "photographer" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
When you realize you're on the wrong side of the internet.
2 days ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 days ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
4 days ago
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐Ÿ‘€
7 days ago
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? ๐Ÿ‘€
7 days ago
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. Heโ€™s been collecting data for a while now. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
7 days ago
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ด
8 days ago
When your dumpster diving story is worth a thousand upvotes ๐ŸŒŸ
8 days ago
From Twitter to Kaggle Champs: Nerds Assemble! ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ†
8 days ago