Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. 😂
Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age 😂
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
151
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
93
Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback 😂
Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding 😂
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself 😂
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
186
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
1 year ago
124
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
208
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
1 year ago
185
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" 
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
1 year ago
171
When your friend who just bought a $50 point-and-shoot camera calls themselves a "photographer" 😂
When your friend who just bought a $50 point-and-shoot camera calls themselves a "photographer" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When you realize you're on the wrong side of the internet.
When you realize you're on the wrong side of the internet.
1 year ago
179
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! 🤦‍♂️
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
191
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
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