"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
116
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore 😂
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
213
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: 👀
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
272
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! 😂  It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? 👀
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
252
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940.  He’s been collecting data for a while now. 🕵️‍♂️😂
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. Heโ€™s been collecting data for a while now. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone📱🤦‍♀️
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
151
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later 🤣💻😴
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
223
When your dumpster diving story is worth a thousand upvotes 🌟
When your dumpster diving story is worth a thousand upvotes ๐ŸŒŸ
1 year ago
252
From Twitter to Kaggle Champs: Nerds Assemble! 🤓💻🏆
From Twitter to Kaggle Champs: Nerds Assemble! ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
254
When 'bookmark sync' leads to unexpected surprises 😅📚
When 'bookmark sync' leads to unexpected surprises ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
288
When your Facebook profile is a bear trap! 🐻📦 #PedoBearAlert
When your Facebook profile is a bear trap! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ“ฆ #PedoBearAlert
1 year ago
175
When your catfishing skills are top tier but karma is even higher! 😂🐟
When your catfishing skills are top tier but karma is even higher! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
165
When world domination takes a backseat to virtual gang wars! 😂🔥
When world domination takes a backseat to virtual gang wars! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
153
When the sign tells you not to post it... so you post it! 🚫📸😆
When the sign tells you not to post it... so you post it! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
261
When your bio is a bigger red flag than your ex's 🚩😅
When your bio is a bigger red flag than your ex's ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
372