Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 month ago
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
1 month ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 month ago
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
1 month ago
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
1 month ago
Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity. Her: So? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you think you're just on a cruise, but life throws a plot twist! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿฆˆ
1 month ago
When โ€˜spreading the wordโ€™ gets a little too personal ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“š
1 month ago
When your attempt at being politically correct backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿณ
1 month ago
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
1 month ago
When your face mask choices turn into a fashion show ๐ŸŽญ vs. a crime scene exhibit ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘€
2 months ago