Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. 🚀
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. ๐Ÿš€
6 months ago
166
When robots appreciate art more than humans 📱🤖🎨
When robots appreciate art more than humans ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽจ
10 months ago
136
When your personality is as colorful as your hair and you demand the world adapts 🎨😎
When your personality is as colorful as your hair and you demand the world adapts ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜Ž
10 months ago
155
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
130
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night 🥩😭
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
83
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? 🤔
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
101
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.🍩😂
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
What society thinks we do: *crickets*.  Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
1 year ago
120
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
108
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": 😰
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
1 year ago
119
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
1 year ago
136
Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity.  Her: So? 😂
Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity. Her: So? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80
When you think you're just on a cruise, but life throws a plot twist! 🚢🦈
When you think you're just on a cruise, but life throws a plot twist! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿฆˆ
1 year ago
120
When ‘spreading the word’ gets a little too personal 🙈📚
When โ€˜spreading the wordโ€™ gets a little too personal ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
82