Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐
10 hours ago
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: ๐ญ
23 hours ago
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ"
2 days ago
One small step for a man, one giant leap for "footwear" kind. ๐
7 days ago
NASA spent millions developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians used a pencil. ๐
7 days ago
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ง๐๐๐
7 days ago
Building a giant telescope and a mirror in space 10 light-years away to see yourself 20 years ago ๐. When you desperately need to retrieve that embarrassing childhood photo.
7 days ago
Me trying to explain to my friend how sound doesn't travel in space ๐
7 days ago
When you charge your special attack for too long ๐
7 days ago
When youโre ready to explore the galaxyโฆ but bedtime is at 8! ๐๐๐
8 days ago
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐ฉ๐ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
10 days ago
He's not just a good boy, he's the captain of the USS Enterprise! ๐๐
10 days ago
๐ When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! ๐๐ฉ
24 days ago
๐ When you're the planet with an identity crisis! ๐ค