When you have big dreams but your dad had... other plans 🐐
3 days ago
When you realize it's not a race, but a group activity 🍆💦
4 months ago
When being polite goes extinct 😂. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
4 months ago
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
4 months ago
Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie 🌈🦄
4 months ago