They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
The only thing more confusing than girls is the second law of thermodynamics. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
27 days ago
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
2 months ago
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
POV: Your "Which college major are you?" quiz results. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out how the things I studied relate to the exam ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
4 months ago