Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.🏃‍♂️💨
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out if Iron Man is a Fe-male 😂
3 months ago
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
3 months ago
Ben Grimm, aka The Thing from the Fantastic Four, finally catching a break... or the Invisible Woman's new toy?
3 months ago
Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: 😲
3 months ago
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
3 months ago
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
3 months ago
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
3 months ago
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending to be cool 😎 after my crush said hi 👋
3 months ago
Spider-Man about to YEET someone into the next dimension
3 months ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
3 months ago
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
3 months ago
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
3 months ago