When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. 🍆
When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. ๐Ÿ†
17 days ago
26
When your favorite eye color is a surprise you didn't see coming! 😂👁️
When your favorite eye color is a surprise you didn't see coming! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
9 months ago
90
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. 🥛🛀
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ›€
11 months ago
102
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
71
When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. 🐠📞
When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
41
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. 👁️👄👁️
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
52
When you accidentally print your boarding pass on the wrong paper.
When you accidentally print your boarding pass on the wrong paper.
1 year ago
84
When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
1 year ago
78
When the fantasy RPG night gets out of control 🌈🦄🤣
When the fantasy RPG night gets out of control ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
50
Napoleon's Conquest of Speed: The Fastest Revolution Yet! 🏍️💨
Napoleon's Conquest of Speed: The Fastest Revolution Yet! ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
60
Me when my mom asks me to grab something from the car at 3 AM
1 year ago
72
When you wanted a sandwich but adopted another cat-bread 🐱🍞
When you wanted a sandwich but adopted another cat-bread ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿž
1 year ago
86
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... 😂🩸
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
48
When you try to build a human and unlock the 'Centipede' bonus level! 🤖🪱
When you try to build a human and unlock the 'Centipede' bonus level! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿชฑ
1 year ago
96
When your creativity gets cut short ✂️😱
When your creativity gets cut short โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
66