Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
2 months ago
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
2 months ago
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
2 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
3 months ago
Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
3 months ago
Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When she says she wants a real man ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
3 months ago
When your squad is ready to take on the supernatural but you're the only one who brought a flashlight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฆ #AloneInTheDark #Gaming
3 months ago
Me trying to follow the plot of One Piece
3 months ago
When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Indestructible Archโ„ข: When you need a building material stronger than your will to survive! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช
4 months ago
When the only surgeon around is...you ๐Ÿฅโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸงŠ
4 months ago