Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
7 days ago
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
7 days ago
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
10 days ago
Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
10 days ago
Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
When she says she wants a real man ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
21 days ago
When your squad is ready to take on the supernatural but you're the only one who brought a flashlight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฆ #AloneInTheDark #Gaming
24 days ago
Me trying to follow the plot of One Piece
1 month ago
When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Indestructible Archโ„ข: When you need a building material stronger than your will to survive! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช
1 month ago
When the only surgeon around is...you ๐Ÿฅโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸงŠ
1 month ago