NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
24 days ago
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Wall-E: Built to last. Eve: Built to break the bank fixing.
1 month ago
"I'm gonna own those atheists by posting about Jesus on Facebook using my iPhone!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to unify all my charging cables into one universal standard, only to realize I now have 15 different types of charging cables.
1 month ago
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐Ÿคณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1 month ago
One went to America and got all the drip ๐Ÿ”ฅ, the other stayed behind and became the drip ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 month ago
Hello, this is dog. I have all the latest Apple products and have no idea how to use them. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿถ
1 month ago
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
1 month ago
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
1 month ago
PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe. Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?" โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’…
1 month ago
Picard uses Android ๐Ÿ˜‚. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
1 month ago