Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
23 days ago
Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week 🥄
1 month ago
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
1 month ago
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article 🙄. All I see is 🚩🚩🚩.
1 month ago
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
1 month ago
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! 😂
1 month ago
Agent Smith taking "bath time" a bit too seriously 😂
2 months ago