Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
19 days ago
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. 💦
1 month ago
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? 🍷
1 month ago
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
1 month ago
Me calculating if I have enough time to sleep more after waking up at 7 am. Result: It's scientifically proven, I can sleep for 10 more minutes.
1 month ago
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? 🤔
1 month ago
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. 😅
1 month ago
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:🤳 "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1 month ago
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
1 month ago
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. 💀😂
1 month ago
When a train in your country arrives on time and your mind is blown🤯
1 month ago
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
1 month ago
Me waiting for happiness like... 😅
1 month ago
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
1 month ago
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
1 month ago