Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
23 days ago
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event 😂
23 days ago
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
1 month ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
1 month ago
POV: Me during math class 😂😴
1 month ago