Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? 🍍🤔

Google translate be like: English - Be cunning. Czech - Be a Jew.

When you try to learn basic English before meeting the president of the United States, but end up having an existential crisis with him: Obama: I'm Michelle's Husband Mori: me too 😂