When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead 😂
28 days ago
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications 😈
2 months ago
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" 😂
2 months ago
When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline 😂
3 months ago
Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.🔑❤️
3 months ago
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
3 months ago
When the CAPTCHA is so blurry, you start questioning your own existence 😂
3 months ago
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! 🥳
3 months ago
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
3 months ago
When your friend gives you terrible life advice 😂
3 months ago
Me explaining to my physics teacher how I made infinite energy using my 6 and 9 weights. 🤑
3 months ago
When your online standards are higher than your internet speed 🖥️🚀
3 months ago