When you're investigating a UFO sighting but your partner has had one too many beers 👽🍻
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool 👽
1 month ago
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. 😩👽 #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
1 month ago
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
2 months ago
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
2 months ago