Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
10 hours ago
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
7 days ago
Earth: 57, Rest of the Universe: 0 😂🏆 Come on, other galaxies, step up your game!
9 days ago
🔄 Living on repeat until you get the high score of the universe! 🎮✨
9 days ago