When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐Ÿป
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When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
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If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
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Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
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Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
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I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
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America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
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Me exercising my right to bear arms ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fast Food Frenzy vs. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Fine Dining Duel ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿท
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When you and your friend try to re-enact that iconic hockey fight scene but end up just looking like a couple of penguins trying to breakdance on ice ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your drama is their popcorn moment ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
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