Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
1 year ago
40
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
36
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
68
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
68
Me exercising my right to bear arms 💪🇺🇸
Me exercising my right to bear arms ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
58
🇺🇸 Fast Food Frenzy vs. 🇪🇺 Fine Dining Duel 🌭🍷
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fast Food Frenzy vs. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Fine Dining Duel ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
84
When you and your friend try to re-enact that iconic hockey fight scene but end up just looking like a couple of penguins trying to breakdance on ice ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
When your drama is their popcorn moment 🍿😂
When your drama is their popcorn moment ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
90
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
1 year ago
55
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? 🤔
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
52
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
1 year ago
74
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
90
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" 
USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
1 year ago
41
🌀 When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs 📜
๐ŸŒ€ When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs ๐Ÿ“œ
1 year ago
69
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera during a serious political campaign video ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
88