Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
11 months ago
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I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
10
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
23
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
11 months ago
27
Me exercising my right to bear arms 💪🇺🇸
Me exercising my right to bear arms ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months ago
18
🇺🇸 Fast Food Frenzy vs. 🇪🇺 Fine Dining Duel 🌭🍷
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fast Food Frenzy vs. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Fine Dining Duel ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿท
11 months ago
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When you and your friend try to re-enact that iconic hockey fight scene but end up just looking like a couple of penguins trying to breakdance on ice ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
20
When your drama is their popcorn moment 🍿😂
When your drama is their popcorn moment ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
34
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
11 months ago
22
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? 🤔
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
12
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
11 months ago
27
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
31
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" 
USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
11 months ago
14
🌀 When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs 📜
๐ŸŒ€ When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs ๐Ÿ“œ
11 months ago
25
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera during a serious political campaign video ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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