If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
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Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* 😂
Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year ago
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Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate 😂
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
1 year ago
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I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
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Me exercising my right to bear arms 💪🇺🇸
Me exercising my right to bear arms ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
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🇺🇸 Fast Food Frenzy vs. 🇪🇺 Fine Dining Duel 🌭🍷
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fast Food Frenzy vs. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Fine Dining Duel ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
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When you and your friend try to re-enact that iconic hockey fight scene but end up just looking like a couple of penguins trying to breakdance on ice ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your drama is their popcorn moment 🍿😂
When your drama is their popcorn moment ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
1 year ago
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Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? 🤔
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
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