Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
26 days ago
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
2 months ago
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
2 months ago
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
3 months ago
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
3 months ago
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
4 months ago