When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
1 month ago
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Poké Ball, I'd choose you! ❤️
2 months ago
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day 😂 #foreveralone
2 months ago
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.🥓🌹
3 months ago
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! ❤️
3 months ago