When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you donโ€™t get it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
1 month ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Agent Smith taking "bath time" a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago