When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
3 months ago
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
3 months ago
Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you 🐶
3 months ago
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
3 months ago
Me reading the news every day for the past 20 years 😭
3 months ago
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
3 months ago
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
3 months ago
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca🤔
3 months ago
When the news channel goes full 'hold my remote' mode 📺🚀
4 months ago
Uncle Sam when he says he wants "world peace"🤡🌎
4 months ago
Me when my mom says no more video games for today 😂
4 months ago
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" 💣
4 months ago
When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. 😂
4 months ago
Europeans enjoying a picnic and some wine while watching their soldiers march. Americans crying while thinking about where they are going to spend their next paycheck: "Burger King it is!"
4 months ago
POV: you live in Ukraine and ordered McDonalds to be delivered by drone.
4 months ago