When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.🥦
4 days ago
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana 🍝💨
13 days ago
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects 😂
25 days ago
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg 😂
1 month ago
It's-a me! High-ario!
1 month ago
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
1 month ago
When you try to convince your friend to join the dark side but he keeps talking about the dank side
1 month ago
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
1 month ago
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.🤔😂
1 month ago
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. 🔥
1 month ago
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. 👁️👄👁️
1 month ago
This is some high-level humor 😂
1 month ago
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
1 month ago
POV: You are high on catnip.
1 month ago