Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 year ago
242
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.🥦
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.๐Ÿฅฆ
1 year ago
219
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana 🍝💨
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
272
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects 😂
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
174
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg 😂
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
It's-a me! High-ario!
It's-a me! High-ario!
1 year ago
254
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 year ago
114
When you try to convince your friend to join the dark side but he keeps talking about the dank side
When you try to convince your friend to join the dark side but he keeps talking about the dank side
1 year ago
190
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅš
1 year ago
199
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.🤔😂
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively.  🔥
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
211
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. 👁️👄👁️
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
124
This is some high-level humor 😂
This is some high-level humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
1 year ago
160
POV: You are high on catnip.
POV: You are high on catnip.
1 year ago
138