Houston, you are SO in trouble when she gets back to Earth. You just know she wanted you to notice the new crater she made. 🙄
Houston, you are SO in trouble when she gets back to Earth. You just know she wanted you to notice the new crater she made. ๐Ÿ™„
14 days ago
44
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
11 months ago
144
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
11 months ago
74
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' 😂
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
83
Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style 😏
Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
159
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
151
If you know what I mean 😂
If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic 😂
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150
When she asks what are women good for:🥪 and 6️⃣9️⃣
When she asks what are women good for:๐Ÿฅช and 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ
1 year ago
85
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING 😈😂
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade ☕👩
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade โ˜•๐Ÿ‘ฉ
1 year ago
157
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* 
The Church: 🔥BURN THE WITCH!🔥
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* The Church: ๐Ÿ”ฅBURN THE WITCH!๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
85
Historians are baffled, but for five glorious years in the '80s, this was peak feminine allure. Big hair and even bigger... deals? 🤔
Historians are baffled, but for five glorious years in the '80s, this was peak feminine allure. Big hair and even bigger... deals? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
95
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high 😂
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
93
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward 😂
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177