When you're wearing a niqab and accidentally let one slip ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
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Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too ๐Ÿ˜‰).
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Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
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Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
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Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
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When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
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Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
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Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you and your girls run the world ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒŽ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
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Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
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