Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag 😂
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
36
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
30
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
18
When you're wearing a niqab and accidentally let one slip 💨🙊
When you're wearing a niqab and accidentally let one slip ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
10 months ago
38
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too 😉).
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too ๐Ÿ˜‰).
10 months ago
30
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
20
Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
The ultimate dilemma:🥓 or👩?  Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. 🤔
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
18
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 
THUNDERSTORMS 
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
19
This math checks out. 🤔
This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
8
When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! 🇸🇪⚽️🎉
When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
10 months ago
24
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
21
Me pretending I don’t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. 😂
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" 🍻
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* 🤬
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
10 months ago
19
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
16