Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"💀😂
5 months ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
5 months ago
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
5 months ago
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night 🥩😭
5 months ago
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
5 months ago
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
5 months ago
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. 😩
5 months ago
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
6 months ago
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job 😂
6 months ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
6 months ago
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
6 months ago
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
6 months ago
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
6 months ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
6 months ago