Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
11 months ago
76
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"๐๐
11 months ago
57
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
11 months ago
74
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐ฉ๐ฝ
11 months ago
63
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐ฅฉ๐ญ
1 year ago
47
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐
1 year ago
48
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
1 year ago
47
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. ๐ฉ
1 year ago
49
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
1 year ago
72
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐
1 year ago
40
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐
1 year ago
67
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐
1 year ago
66
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐ด
1 year ago
76
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐
1 year ago
90
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐ฌ