Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"💀😂
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
10 months ago
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Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
10 months ago
22
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night 🥩😭
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
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Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
10 months ago
21
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. 😩
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
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Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
10 months ago
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐Ÿ˜ด
10 months ago
22
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
25
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂.  Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
10 months ago
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