Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"๐๐
10 months ago
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Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
10 months ago
28
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐ฉ๐ฝ
10 months ago
22
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐ฅฉ๐ญ
10 months ago
17
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐
10 months ago
22
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
10 months ago
21
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. ๐ฉ
10 months ago
26
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
10 months ago
30
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐
10 months ago
15
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐
10 months ago
22
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐
10 months ago
20
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐ด
10 months ago
22
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐
10 months ago
32
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐ฌ
10 months ago
25
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings