Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities 😂 #magic #illusion #disappear
9 days ago
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
24 days ago
When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this 🤔😂
1 month ago
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
1 month ago
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
1 month ago
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" 😂
1 month ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂. 🤠
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
1 month ago
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
1 month ago
Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week 😂
1 month ago
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
1 month ago
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 month ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. 😂
1 month ago
The first man to milk a cow: 🤔 So anyway, I started squeezing...
1 month ago
When you're 5 and already know what you like 😂
1 month ago