Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough 🥣
27 days ago
Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities 😂 #magic #illusion #disappear
1 month ago
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
2 months ago
When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this 🤔😂
2 months ago
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
3 months ago
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
3 months ago
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" 😂
3 months ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂. 🤠
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
3 months ago
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
3 months ago
Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week 😂
3 months ago
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
3 months ago
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
3 months ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. 😂
3 months ago
The first man to milk a cow: 🤔 So anyway, I started squeezing...
3 months ago