When 'down bad' reaches a whole new level of biohazard. ☣️ I have so many questions, and I want zero answers.
When 'down bad' reaches a whole new level of biohazard. โ˜ฃ๏ธ I have so many questions, and I want zero answers.
3 months ago
161
My face when I see search suggestions that make me question everything about humanity. 🤨
My face when I see search suggestions that make me question everything about humanity. ๐Ÿคจ
4 months ago
110
Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique.  The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough 🥣
Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough ๐Ÿฅฃ
11 months ago
91
Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #magic #illusion #disappear
1 year ago
93
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
1 year ago
136
When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this 🤔😂
When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
1 year ago
85
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
68
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" 😂
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
128
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
74
Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week 😂
Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
77
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 year ago
66