When your genes decide carbs are your destiny ๐๐ฅบ๐
1 year ago
48
Me and my homie getting to the nearest bathroom when I'm on my period ๐ฉ
1 year ago
56
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. ๐ด๐ฒ
1 year ago
37
When you've got to save the galaxy but still dress for a 70s business meeting ๐๐บโจ
1 year ago
38
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐ช
1 year ago
47
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐
1 year ago
51
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" ๐. Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* ๐ดโโ ๏ธ. Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
11 months ago
49
PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you.
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐ค
PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐
11 months ago
54
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐