When your imagination goes on a psychedelic roller coaster ride without you 🎢🌀👽
When your imagination goes on a psychedelic roller coaster ride without you ๐ŸŽข๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! 🚀😂
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you need extra grip in life, stick it to 'em! 🚿💥
When you need extra grip in life, stick it to 'em! ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
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Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! 👠👜🥂
Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 year ago
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When you vote for "some other guy" but then... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿšฉ
1 year ago
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It's a cat in a box! ๐Ÿ˜‚ No, it's a prank! It's two cats in a box! Double the trouble, double the cuddles! ๐Ÿ˜นโค๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics 🎱😅
When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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When your online standards are higher than your internet speed 🖥️🚀
When your online standards are higher than your internet speed ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
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I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
1 year ago
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I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
1 year ago
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He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
1 year ago
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Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! 😂 No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. 🤐
Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! ๐Ÿ˜‚ No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
1 year ago
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