When your imagination goes on a psychedelic roller coaster ride without you 🎢🌀👽
When your imagination goes on a psychedelic roller coaster ride without you ๐ŸŽข๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ‘ฝ
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The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! 🚀😂
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you need extra grip in life, stick it to 'em! 🚿💥
When you need extra grip in life, stick it to 'em! ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
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Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! 👠👜🥂
Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 year ago
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When you vote for "some other guy" but then... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿšฉ
1 year ago
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It's a cat in a box! ๐Ÿ˜‚ No, it's a prank! It's two cats in a box! Double the trouble, double the cuddles! ๐Ÿ˜นโค๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics 🎱😅
When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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When your online standards are higher than your internet speed 🖥️🚀
When your online standards are higher than your internet speed ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
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I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut 😈
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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Nailed it! Just not in the way I intended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #fail #backflip
1 year ago
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Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 year ago
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Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it.
Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! 🙌
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
1 year ago
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Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM 😂
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
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When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age 💦
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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