When you ask for a full body massage and they say 'I'll see what I can do' 😂🛠️
When you ask for a full body massage and they say 'I'll see what I can do' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ› ๏ธ
1 year ago
55
When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! 🐦🌿✨
When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒฟโœจ
1 year ago
48
When Monday shows up like the Dark Side of the Force 🌌☠️
When Monday shows up like the Dark Side of the Force ๐ŸŒŒโ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
59
When you're so close to clearing the bar, but not quiteโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ซ
1 year ago
35
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
11 months ago
54
When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact 😂
When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
52
My WoW account got hacked, but the hacker didn't change the password, linked their card to my account, bought me a year's subscription AND Diablo 3! Best. Hacker. Ever. 😂
My WoW account got hacked, but the hacker didn't change the password, linked their card to my account, bought me a year's subscription AND Diablo 3! Best. Hacker. Ever. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
67
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?🤔
It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. 😂
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?๐Ÿค” It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
28
Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius 😂
Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
51
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
11 months ago
30
Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool 😎
Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž
11 months ago
58
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
11 months ago
60
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets:
My body: *windows shutting down sound*
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
11 months ago
50
Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
11 months ago
44
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
11 months ago
51