Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
10 months ago
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๐ŸŽถ When your playlist drops the bass, and so do you... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐ŸŽง
10 months ago
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โšฝ๏ธ When a tie feels like a victory! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
10 months ago
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When you love operating systems so much, you put an OS in your OS so you can compute while you compute! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ป
10 months ago
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When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”โค๏ธ
10 months ago
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When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒฟโœจ
10 months ago
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When Monday shows up like the Dark Side of the Force ๐ŸŒŒโ˜ ๏ธ
10 months ago
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This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
9 months ago
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J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!" *later* Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ"
9 months ago
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Grandpa's having a normal one online. Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿฆ
9 months ago
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Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Cinderella in reverse: From princess to cleaning lady. It's called character development... or just a really bad hangover.
9 months ago
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Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
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