This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
85
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! 😭
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
67
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. 🥺
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. ๐Ÿฅบ
1 month ago
69
That awkward moment you have to call your 'friend' to make sure you're not about to start World War III. 😅
That awkward moment you have to call your 'friend' to make sure you're not about to start World War III. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 month ago
71
When you find out your 'good boy' has a very questionable side hustle... ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
78
A masterclass in how to start drama for entertainment purposes. Taking notes! 😈🍿
A masterclass in how to start drama for entertainment purposes. Taking notes! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฟ
1 month ago
57
For when you're thirsty on the go and have questionable decision-making skills. Safety third, am I right? 😂
For when you're thirsty on the go and have questionable decision-making skills. Safety third, am I right? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
95
Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! 🤣
Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! ๐Ÿคฃ
1 month ago
92
Wow kids, look! The great hanging uvula of the upper palate! Just like in the brochures. 📸
Wow kids, look! The great hanging uvula of the upper palate! Just like in the brochures. ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 month ago
72
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! 😳
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 month ago
67
All that tuition money for a computer science degree finally paid off. It's not dumb if it works! 🎓😂
All that tuition money for a computer science degree finally paid off. It's not dumb if it works! ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
78
That moment of pure panic when you realize your vibe check is in someone else's hands. 😱
That moment of pure panic when you realize your vibe check is in someone else's hands. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 month ago
51
When the profanity filter tries to help but ends up making things a million times worse. Poor Nasser. 💀
When the profanity filter tries to help but ends up making things a million times worse. Poor Nasser. ๐Ÿ’€
26 days ago
78
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. 😉
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. ๐Ÿ˜‰
23 days ago
65
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! 😂
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
36