When you are multitasking like a pro 😎 Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
When you are multitasking like a pro ๐Ÿ˜Ž Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
1 year ago
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When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
1 year ago
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When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age 💦
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
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Me trying to justify having all these streaming services 💸
Me trying to justify having all these streaming services ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a normal human. 🤦
Me pretending to be a normal human. ๐Ÿคฆ
1 year ago
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Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
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Titanic but make it a height difference meme 😂
Titanic but make it a height difference meme ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Today's kids will never understand the pain of accidentally clicking the wrong square. 😩
Today's kids will never understand the pain of accidentally clicking the wrong square. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
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It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
1 year ago
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! 😂
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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My grandpa always said, "Music can heal anything!" Guess he never heard a Justin Bieber song 💀
My grandpa always said, "Music can heal anything!" Guess he never heard a Justin Bieber song ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When she asks what are women good for:🥪 and 6️⃣9️⃣
When she asks what are women good for:๐Ÿฅช and 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ
1 year ago
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When you and your homies decide to carpool and save on gas 🤡🚗💨
When you and your homies decide to carpool and save on gas ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese 🧀🐴 and discover the truth 😂
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿด and discover the truth ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your job title defines your dating profile bio 😂
When your job title defines your dating profile bio ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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