The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. 🤷‍♂️
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. 🍔
When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. ๐Ÿ”
1 month ago
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A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. 🐷👮‍♂️
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
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When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. 🤔🚽
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฝ
1 month ago
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A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
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US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' 🤷‍♂️💸
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
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When you think you've hit rock bottom, but then you realize rock bottom has a basement, and it's on fire. 🔥🌊
When you think you've hit rock bottom, but then you realize rock bottom has a basement, and it's on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒŠ
1 month ago
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Some connections require an adapter... or a lot of effort. 😂
Some connections require an adapter... or a lot of effort. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
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The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! 😭
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
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The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. 🥺
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. ๐Ÿฅบ
1 month ago
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That awkward moment you have to call your 'friend' to make sure you're not about to start World War III. 😅
That awkward moment you have to call your 'friend' to make sure you're not about to start World War III. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 month ago
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When you find out your 'good boy' has a very questionable side hustle... ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
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A masterclass in how to start drama for entertainment purposes. Taking notes! 😈🍿
A masterclass in how to start drama for entertainment purposes. Taking notes! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฟ
1 month ago
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For when you're thirsty on the go and have questionable decision-making skills. Safety third, am I right? 😂
For when you're thirsty on the go and have questionable decision-making skills. Safety third, am I right? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
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Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! 🤣
Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! ๐Ÿคฃ
1 month ago
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