🤔 When dating feels more dangerous than jellyfish stings... 😳
๐Ÿค” When dating feels more dangerous than jellyfish stings... ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
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When words have *drive* 😂🦖
When words have *drive* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
352
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game 😂
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
235
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
1 year ago
230
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. 😬
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
184
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely 😭
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
207
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' 🇺🇸🍔🍟
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
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Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is 💀, but Bowser's... yikes.  Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
1 year ago
217
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
When you accidentally swallow a fly and it starts doing butterfly in your stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ‹
1 year ago
231
Me after the wedding feast is finally over 😂
Me after the wedding feast is finally over ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
When you see your crush with someone else ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TheSimpsons #ForeverAlone
1 year ago
179
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. 🐼🔫
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ซ
4 months ago
254
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! 🤫
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! ๐Ÿคซ
4 months ago
191
My brain cells committing suicide after reading this Facebook post. I've had enough internet for today. 😵
My brain cells committing suicide after reading this Facebook post. I've had enough internet for today. ๐Ÿ˜ต
4 months ago
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