🤔 When dating feels more dangerous than jellyfish stings... 😳
๐Ÿค” When dating feels more dangerous than jellyfish stings... ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
244
When words have *drive* 😂🦖
When words have *drive* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
352
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!"  📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
219
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. 😬
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
184
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely 😭
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
207
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' 🇺🇸🍔🍟
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
196
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is 💀, but Bowser's... yikes.  Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
1 year ago
217
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
When you have to pay the bills but also want to be very clear about your preferences. A true entrepreneur. 💼
When you have to pay the bills but also want to be very clear about your preferences. A true entrepreneur. ๐Ÿ’ผ
3 months ago
230
Just trying to show some Swedish patriotism, but Amazon's recommendation algorithm has other plans... 🤔
Just trying to show some Swedish patriotism, but Amazon's recommendation algorithm has other plans... ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
202
He went back in time to prevent slavery but accidentally created a timeline without KFC. Some choices have unintended consequences. 💀
He went back in time to prevent slavery but accidentally created a timeline without KFC. Some choices have unintended consequences. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
259
Proof that you should always double-check your clipboard before posting on Facebook. ALWAYS. 😅
Proof that you should always double-check your clipboard before posting on Facebook. ALWAYS. ๐Ÿ˜…
3 months ago
146
When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. 🎄
When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. ๐ŸŽ„
3 months ago
205
R2, I said project the Death Star plans, not my beach towel! These are not the droids you're looking for... to get undressed with. 😉
R2, I said project the Death Star plans, not my beach towel! These are not the droids you're looking for... to get undressed with. ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
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