Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
6 months ago
86
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. 🚀
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. ๐Ÿš€
6 months ago
68
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. ✍️
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. โœ๏ธ
6 months ago
85
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. ๐Ÿคซ
6 months ago
90
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. ๐ŸŽค
6 months ago
101
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. 😂
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
74
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? 😱📜
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ“œ
5 months ago
91
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... 😵‍💫
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
5 months ago
65
Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. 😂
Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
63
This husband chose violence and self-destruction, and we must respect the commitment. 💀
This husband chose violence and self-destruction, and we must respect the commitment. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
87
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. 🚀
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. ๐Ÿš€
4 months ago
93
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. 🚗💨😂
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
78
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. 😉
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
85
That's the look of someone who just secured the party favors through... unconventional means. The night is saved! 😂
That's the look of someone who just secured the party favors through... unconventional means. The night is saved! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
75
When someone gets a little too close on public transport and you decide to re-establish your personal bubble. ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ’ฅ
4 months ago
50