POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
11 months ago
64
Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips 🤡
Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips ๐Ÿคก
11 months ago
75
Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style 🏳️‍🌈😂
Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
69
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet.  Rules for thee, not for me! 😂
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
65
When you realize the Pope is now Made in America 🇺🇸😂
When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
60
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation.  🐶📰😂
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
60
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
66
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. 🔥😂
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
63
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
44
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐Ÿ—
10 months ago
76
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
10 months ago
68
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
10 months ago
55
UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought 😈)
UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
10 months ago
58
Wow, this street has changed a lot!  Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years 📞👴
Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ด
10 months ago
72
Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis."
Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis." Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
10 months ago
66