When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: 😂🍺
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
11 months ago
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"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
11 months ago
63
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! ❤️
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! โค๏ธ
11 months ago
74
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ #babylife #breastfeeding
11 months ago
70
It's all fun and games until someone gets waxed... 😉😂
It's all fun and games until someone gets waxed... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
61
When you try to sext but Star Wars and weed are life 😂
When you try to sext but Star Wars and weed are life ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
55
Me trying to have a private moment in my own home 😂 #privacy #nosy #securitycamera
Me trying to have a private moment in my own home ๐Ÿ˜‚ #privacy #nosy #securitycamera
11 months ago
55
When fascism comes to America🇺🇸, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross✝️.  (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 😂)
When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
11 months ago
30
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish 😂
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
41
When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. 😔
When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. ๐Ÿ˜”
11 months ago
67
When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. 😬
When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
67
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
11 months ago
71
Me and my friend sharing our favorite snack
Me and my friend sharing our favorite snack
11 months ago
73
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." 
Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." ๐Ÿ˜ด
11 months ago
66
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: 🐔
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: ๐Ÿ”
11 months ago
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