When you go back to work after the weekend and forget how to human ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. 🍻
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
230
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen 👑 (if you know what I mean 😉)
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen ๐Ÿ‘‘ (if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰)
1 year ago
221
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) 🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
219
He who follows the herd only sees assholes 😂. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! 😉🐑
He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐Ÿ˜‚. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
236
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
1 year ago
231
When you get what you wish for 💀
When you get what you wish for ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
256
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! 🦠😂
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. 😂🇨🇦
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
1 year ago
255
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news😂
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? 😂"
Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
238
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now 😂
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
When the universe sends you mixed signals about your life choices. 💀
When the universe sends you mixed signals about your life choices. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
197
Spotted in London, where the bus stop ads are getting brutally honest and surprisingly fabulous. 🦄
Spotted in London, where the bus stop ads are getting brutally honest and surprisingly fabulous. ๐Ÿฆ„
2 months ago
186
Childhood officially ruined... or enhanced? I can't decide. 🐢🥒
Childhood officially ruined... or enhanced? I can't decide. ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ’
2 months ago
154