When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
11 months ago
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Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
11 months ago
39
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
11 months ago
72
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" ๐Ÿ˜ด
11 months ago
83
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
71
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
57
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
63
I can't be the only one who sees a disturbing similarity here.  🤔
I can't be the only one who sees a disturbing similarity here. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
64
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target 🎯
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target ๐ŸŽฏ
11 months ago
59
When the professor says the oral exam is half your grade
When the professor says the oral exam is half your grade
11 months ago
68
As above, so below. ✨From the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. 👁️‍🗨️
As above, so below. โœจFrom the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ
11 months ago
67
POV: You're a bear realizing you've climbed the wrong kind of tree.🐻⚡️ #BearMistake #WrongTree
POV: You're a bear realizing you've climbed the wrong kind of tree.๐Ÿปโšก๏ธ #BearMistake #WrongTree
11 months ago
53
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better 🍺🚑
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿš‘
11 months ago
44
Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill.  Barack Obama: 🤦‍♂️
Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill. Barack Obama: ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
58
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks Ellie is a dad 😂
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks Ellie is a dad ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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