Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
11 months ago
66
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform 😂.
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform ๐Ÿ˜‚.
11 months ago
60
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
51
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
11 months ago
62
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer:  'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' 😂
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer: 'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
68
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains 😂
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
62
This cafe has a very interesting name and they feel the need to specify what it ISN'T 😂
This cafe has a very interesting name and they feel the need to specify what it ISN'T ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
61
Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑.  Other vegetables could never.
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
11 months ago
66
New washing instructions are terrifying. 😩
New washing instructions are terrifying. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
72
When you try to confess your feelings, but autocorrect has other plans 😂
When you try to confess your feelings, but autocorrect has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
70
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls 🚽😂
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
78
Connecticut Welcomes You!
Birthplace of George W. Bush
We Apologize 😂
Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush We Apologize ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
59
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! 😂
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
61
When you're feeling a little short on company 🤏😂
When you're feeling a little short on company ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
37
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone 😂
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
45